You can tune a Guitar.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
What is bright orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why do chicken coops have two doors?
Because if they had four doors, they'd be chicken sedans.
How do you kill a circus?
Go straight for the juggler.
HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAA...
1 comment:
ha ha! those were funny! I personaly likes the chicken coop one...that was my favorite. Rachel
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