Wednesday, October 26, 2005

Praise Habit

I just finished reading "PRAISE HABIT, Finding God in Sunsets and Sushi" by David Crowder. Just to express how much I love this book I will tell you that I bought it on Friday and finished it on Tuesday. (A small feat but quite uncanny for a non-reader such as myself) I encourage all to read it. I would explain more but I must go do my homework.


Sunday, October 23, 2005

myspace sucks

Ok, I'm lame and have a myspace account. Feel free to check it out. But don't fret little Johnny, Chris' home for his rants will always be

Much Love


Wednesday, October 19, 2005

Just Thinkin'

I am sitting here picking out songs for Sunday morning ("hymns") and listening to (loudly) Number One Gun, and Thousand Foot Krutch. I realized that God is so cool. I am planning songs for a service with music that is hundreds of years old while listening to stuff that has the same passion for God yet only a few months old. I just love how all encompassing and transcendent God really is. I am friends with people that I wouldn't give the time of day to (vice-versa) because of their love for God and it is friggin' sweet. Ok, just a random thought. Peace


Sunday, October 16, 2005

If Paradise Only Had Elevators

Hey guys, I found these here and thought they were awesome!!! Also, check out the link. I confess I actually listen to my girlfriend's CD more than she does. What a friggin' loser! Doesn't the title of this post sound like some kind of emo band's album name?

How to Beat Elevator Boredom

1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if
they know what floor your on.

5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Gregg. How's your day been?"

6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

8) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"

13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

15) Swat at flies that don't exist.

16) Call out, "Group Hug!" and then enforce it.

17) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

18) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
19) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

20) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

21) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the
other passengers.

22) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

23) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

24) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".


Saturday, October 15, 2005


I'm about to have 4000 hits. Pretty amazing for someone who never updates. I guess I'm just that danged awesome. Seriously don't you guys have anything better to do? C'mon!! Ok time to go do nothing whatsoever. Laters, I'll be back soon.

(yeah right)


P.S. Does anyone have cool name ideas for a Sunday night young adult service? (ya' gotta have a wicked-boss name like everyone else... Jesus said so, somewhere in the book of Noah I think. j/k)
Please reply or e-mail 'em to me. Peace.

Tuesday, October 11, 2005


I love being sneaky... don't ask why.
If you know... don't say why
It's fun...
I feel like a secret agent captain or something...
If you have no clue what I'm talking aboot... stay tuned

wow... A whole month since I've posted... geez