Saturday, September 30, 2006
Saturday, September 16, 2006
STOLEN MATERIAL!!!
Also, all things loaded with "cool factor" will be blue.
"Prozium"
"Prozium" is the medication all Librians took to suppress feeling or sense. Not taking "Prozium" would mead certain "processing" (also known as death by burnanation). Feeling anything is known as "sense crime," which we know with much certainty is bad.
While clever, this particular name is not witty. I beleive this drawback is outweighed by something I'd like to call "cool factor." "Cool factor" is something acquired when you recieve the opportunity to utter something that Sean Bean "Errol" or Christian Bale "Senior Grammaton John Preston" would.
For instance, with your computer named "Prozium," you could correctly say "It's time for my dose," or, if someone attempts to force computer usage on you, you could say, "But I, being poor, have only my dreams. I have spread my dreams under your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams."
Or by taking on the role of the father, you may daftly utter "Prozium - The great nepenthe. Opiate of our masses. Glue of our great society. Salve and salvation, it has delivered us from pathos, from sorrow, the deepest chasms of melancholy and hate. With it, we anesthetize grief, annihilate jealousy, obliterate rage. Those sister impulses towards joy, love, and elation are anesthetized in stride, we accept as fair sacrifice. For we embrace Prozium in its unifying fullness and all that it has done to make us great."
Also worth mention, and perhaps the coolest thing ever, is that with a computer named "Prozium," you may call yourself a Grammaton Cleric of the Tetragrammaton.
Thank you.
Tuesday, September 12, 2006
so?
Tuesday, September 05, 2006
Amid Smoke, Steam, and Grinding of Gears...
...I have been thinking.
Since I just so happen to be a "worship leader" I was thinking to myself.
"Hmm... I wonder... when do I have to get up tomorrow? Why did I eat those Doritos? What AM I doing up so late? What..."
Well you get the idea. But among this torrent of cerebral firings I have also began to wonder if I, as a "worship leader" (I am putting quotation marks around it because it is part of the issue in question) should speak upon the subject of which my title refers to. But first, as if there were to be a last on the topic, I would like to know what YOU have to say on this subject.
What is worship? What is praise?
Keep in mind that these are asked in the vein of thought that they are each two separate entities. Say as little or as much as you want. You can leave comments, send me an e-mail, call me, Send it FedEx, or even send me a Myspace message. Whichever method you prefer to convey your ideas, either public or surreptitiously, extensive or short, please do so in a somewhat timely manner. I realize that this is a silly thought, to ask you the reader to "turn your homework in on time" or to even comment at all but I genuinely want to know what you think. Moreover, I would like to write on this topic soon and would like to have your input while I do so.
So there we are... well... I suppose we are somewhere anyway.
Répondez s'il vous plaît.
-Chris
About Me
- Chris
- Paradise, California, United States
- I am a guy. I have a wife and a daughter whom I both love dearly. I desire to serve them and others as best I can. By God's indelible grace I am able to work with youth in a church. I love music, whether writing it or listening to it it has changed my life. I am almost done with a degree in Criminal Justice even though I doubt I'll use it they way I thought I would. I live in Northern California and love where I am. This is me. However I am always looking for ways that I must decrease and Christ must increase.